Pro-Life breeding rally scuppered by sales of morning-after pill

Morning-after the shite before

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Pro-Life breeding rally scuppered by sales of morning-after pill

Pro-Life breeding rally scuppered by sales of morning-after pill

Pharmacists in Dublin reported a 3-fold increase in over-the-counter sales of morning-after pills following last weekend’s Vigil4Life.

Following the event at Merrion Square, where downwards of 14,000 suffered the ignominy of being preached at by a variety of lunatics ranging from the Jesus-fetishists to Sean Quinn supporters, many took advantage of being off the leash in the big smoke and hit the tiles.

rabble spoke to Mossy ‘Sarge’ McDonagh, bar manager at Copper Face Jack’s, ‘It was wedged all night. We couldn’t keep the condom machines in the jacks stocked, never seen anything like it. The crowd was fierce rammy.’

As the pro-life movement is seeing most of it’s supporters fading into their 80’s with one foot in the grave, this new departure into wild abandon following a nuremberg-style pep-rally is hoped to populate the next generation of pro-lifers. Let’s pray they were standing up or taking the pills.

Comments

  1. Your report gave me the biggest laugh since some time in the 1980’s. Is that old woman’s brain falling out?

  2. Is that not the kind of hat that you can only find at a stall in the psy trance area of a festival?

  3. Mate! There were upward of 1 000 000 condoms sold at the last world youth day (jmj) in Madrid…

    If that gives you any scale of the gap between discourse and reality for these peoples.

  4. Having a jjoke at a frail old man’s expense? Nice one!! Keep up the good work targeting those in power, Rabble! This man is obviously a legitimate target.

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