Alan Shatter has resigned as Minister for Justice in a shock late night announcement. He decided to jack the whole lot in after a hape of pints with Mick Wallace.
Speaking to reporters gathered outside Buswell’s Hotel, the controversial Minister ran his fingers through his hair, pulled on a pair of glasses and pointed at the journos saying:
“I want to live like common people, I want to do whatever common people do, I want to sleep with common people, I want to sleep with common people, like you.”
To the amazement of onlookers he then knocked the hat off a passing Garda and ran down Molesworth Street arm-in-arm with the pink-shirted Wallace shouting ‘A.C.A.B. Olé, Olé, Ole!’