Alan Shatter has resigned as Minister for Justice in a shock late night announcement. He decided to jack the whole lot in after a hape of pints with Mick Wallace.
Speaking to reporters gathered outside Buswell’s Hotel, the controversial Minister ran his fingers through his hair, pulled on a pair of glasses and pointed at the journos saying:
“I want to live like common people, I want to do whatever common people do, I want to sleep with common people, I want to sleep with common people, like you.”
To the amazement of onlookers he then knocked the hat off a passing Garda and ran down Molesworth Street arm-in-arm with the pink-shirted Wallace shouting ‘A.C.A.B. Olé, Olé, Ole!’
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Wtf??? Pádraig Langsch
haha
im stupid!
That report was just *so* convincing, that I had to refer to this: http://www.hasshatterresignedyet.com/
If only…
M%*F*%Kers lol
If it wasn’t the date it was..,still we can dream…
Poisson d’Avril
April fool’s ?
he wont resign butr will b fired come elections
I fell for it 🙁
http://www.hasshatterresignedyet.com/
Lemme guess . Aprils fools gag ?
The DPP s office, AG s office top gardai all need to be investigated by people from outside this country, over malpractice, stitch ups and collusion among themselves that has been going on for years. The DPP s office is made up of solicitors who are obliged to report criminal offenses, Is stitching up a person for musrder not a criminal offense ? and unlawfully recording calls? http://www.indymedia.ie/article/103831
Of all the April Fools, this was the cruelest.
DPP s office knew of senior garda corruption and bribery years ago and did not recommend that the senior gardai be prosecuted? cronyism and collusion between all justice departments. Stitch ups and cover ups . Huge drug dealers , Kieran Boylan let off by Callinan, stitching up gardai who report corruption. http://www.indymedia.ie/article/103831?userlanguage=ga&save_prefs=true
ha yeah right !
http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/garda-i-was-bullied-after-exposing-phonetape-abuse-30147067.html well done garda whistle blower. Independent inquiry needed.
Senior gardai need prosecuting , cover up done by DPP s office and justice departments. Collusion between all the justice departments because of cronyism. http://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/fears-of-tapes-being-destroyed-prompted-action-1.1746469
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