Joan Burton, Minister for Social Destruction, launched her bid for leadership of the Labour Party today. She addressed the Seanad on the Youth Guarantee.
We looked up today’s hot new internships to see what the future holds for Youth citizens of Joan’s Brave New World.
39 Hours per week in a car wash, for your dole plus €50 and you’ll learn about the two kinds of ‘detergants’ [sic].
Wrap the green flag ’round me, boys.