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Session Pixies: Holistic Lifestyle Column from #rabble13

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The Session Pixies are back from their annual winter sojourn in the gulags of D1 to deliver you some respite from your woes. Whether it’s questioning the depths of your masculinity or just seeking an alternative to a good ol’ Tumblr whinge, the Sessions Pixies have your ear. Dear Session Pixies, I got one of those new re-issues of the Nokia 3310 to get away from Facebook. It’s great an’ … Read More

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Session Pixies: Holistic Lifestyle Column from #rabble12

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You told yourself you were going to lay off the sesh for the winter. It’s june, and you’ve been on the yokes every weekend since November. They may not be able to replace your serotonin, but the Session Pixies can offer some advice for all those trivial demented conundrums you find yourself in. Dear Session Pixies, Something’s wrong with me. Ever since I came up on Sandymount Strand on my … Read More

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Session Pixies: Holistic Lifestyle Column from #rabble11

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The nights are getting longer, the days are getting warmer and the Session Pixies are awakening from their hibernatorial slumber to come and fuck you up at four o’clock in the morning. Dear Session Pixies, Does anyone seriously still drink the cheap and nasty cans of ‘lager’ you two seem to be perched on in your graphic above, don’t you fucks realise there’s a whole new world of nasty and … Read More

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Session Pixies: Holistic Lifestyle Column from #rabble10

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The nights are getting longer, the days are getting warmer and the Session Pixies are awakening from their hibernatorial slumber to come and fuck you up at four o’clock in the morning.     Dear Session Pixies, My friends keep putting photos of their dinner on FB. I can’t help but feel inadequate in culinary matters. What should I do? Páidrigín Ó Murtaghanrahahán, Ballymacnally   Dear Páidrigín, Put up a … Read More

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Session Pixies: Holistic Lifestyle Column from #rabble9

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Festival season is over so there’s no more pissing on other people’s tents for this pair of reprobates. winter is coming and that means foraging in the reduce to clear aisle while you pricks bend their ears. Dear Session Pixies, I am in a muddle. I love two men. One is my ex.-boyfriend who wants to come back to me, the other is my current boyfriend. Both are lovely men, … Read More

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Session Pixies: Holistic Lifestyle Column from #rabble8

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The Session Pixies are on their hols in Wesht Mayo, tucking into a stash of 30 grand’s worth of Jameson they found but they’ve taken the time out from donkey-walloping, pipe-burstin’ and cop-baitin’ to offer some life hacks to you poor misfortunates.     Dear Session Pixies, Does anyone ever actually write in to you? Yours, Eoin Do they fuck, we are now accepting our competitors letters, first up Ireland’s … Read More

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Session Pixies: Holistic Lifestyle Column from #rabble7

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While Santa’s elves are slaving away constructing train sets and tricycles for a measly extra €50 euro a week under the new North Pole Jobbridge deal, the Session Pixies are kicking back and cracking open a bottle of your aul one’s brandy as they gear up for this year’s festive frolics. Dear Session Pixies, I bought my elderly grandfather a bottle of 12 year old Jameson for Christmas this year, … Read More

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Session Pixies: Holistic Lifestyle Column from #rabble6

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  After a hectic summer of early morning kitchen japes and outsmarting festival security, the session pixies are back with a plethora of zany lifestyle advice…   Dear Session Pixies,   I moved to the arsehole of nowhere last year for work. The country living has been great but I do get bored outta my skull, so I occasionally get one a mate in Holland to post over some yokes, … Read More

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Session Pixies: Holistic Lifestyle Column from #rabble4

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After mauling the face off one of our editors, that nymphomaniac beast Sex Panther had to be returned to his rightful owner. Meet our new holistic lifestyle, advice and counselling peddlers – the Session Pixies…   Dear Session Pixies, How often should me dog be needing a shit? James, Rathmines. Well Now James, That would all depend on the canine in question, its digestive tract and the type of food … Read More