You’d kinda miss Big Thick Phil now that he’s retired and joined his comrades on the gravy train in Brussels.

So we thought we’d give you this little cut out and keep scary mask for the weekend that’s in it – don’t stick it on the kids in case someone paying Phil’s made up taxes lashes out in anger!

Here’s a couple of classic Phil moments to get your blood up:

• Halfway through shafting us for ‘Local Property Tax’ he put a million yoyos aside for a litter awareness campaign. Gas man.
• Phil’s big fat ‘no Gypsy’ neighbours.
• Phil’s big steaming dump when tens of millions promised went from local council to Irish Water.

And remember when Phil asked for help on setting up water charges?