Hooroo, ya raw onion eating galah! Australian PM Tony “Dickhead” Abbott has been ousted by his own party.
Despite the support of arch-villain Rupert Murdoch, Dickhead has been bumped. Murdoch (104) called his large island “ungovernable” recently and if it wasn’t for owning all the cable TV, half the newspapers and having to dock there occasionally for virgins’ blood he’d like to see the back of it.
Abbott has entertained us thorough the last two years with his Pat Kenny-like uncomfortableness with children..and adults.
If you’ve got a few minutes here’s Julia Gillard demanding his resignation in 2012:
“If he wants to know what misogyny looks like in modern Australia, he doesn’t need a motion in the House of Representatives – he needs a mirror.”
We’ll sign off with him (as health minister) calling a dying asbestos-victim’s petition “a stunt”. Creep.