Now there’s a humdinger of a headline. It’d work well as a satire of barstool racist rumination were it not for the fact that this is an actual national newspaper and not an organ of satire.

Ya know, a newspaper with editors and some sense of societal responsibility like. Then again it is the Independent. Maybe the proper editors were on holliers or sleeping off all those egg ball pints with only Master Ian O’Doherty to step into the fray.

Read it and weep.