When our local Christians start getting excited about children and sodomy it’s usually just before the local PP moves parish, again.
However, with the upcoming (pardon!) referendum on marriage equality you can expect much more anal fixation to be filling your letterbox.
The leaflet (above) was handed to a Wicklow family over the weekend and the response on Twitter is joyous.
https://twitter.com/PaulWSBowler/status/552101115370954752
The original image via Steven Conlon on Twitter.
Comments
In fairness children of same sex couples can still be “exposed” to that. Maybe on the husbands birthday perhaps
I will be 58 this year and all I ever get is socks. Make less noise though I suppose.
Steve Conlon
Ah fuck. I can’t handle much more of this shite. Makes this pacifist wanna fight somebody, i.e. whoever made that poster/came up with the concept. Just rotten to the core.
it’s like they get their news from the The Onion
http://www.theonion.com/articles/adopted-child-sick-of-gay-parents-forcing-him-to-w,34904/
Can anyone tell me what the sounds of sodomy are? I have two innocent children and I don’t want to inadvertently expose them to these deviant noises when I’m on the toilet or bending over to pick up a slipper.
Sounds Of Sodomy,wasn’t that a Cradle Of Filth song?
No name or organisation linked to it? Bloody cowards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJEFeveR6UU&t=1m40s
“WHO RINGS A BELL FOURTEEN TIMES?!?!?!?!?!”
since when do straights not sodomise
So lesbian couples are ok then?
You hear the sound of ass when you go to Mass.
Barry Christian Drea John Steele Baron Jimi
John Thomson
Eeeeew
Yet it’s fine for them to shove their “holy” penises down children’s throats and worse.
Sam Brooks
haha rediculous
or was it prison officers when it was still scientific to ask?
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Muse hit me. Sorry.
Hello anus, my old friend
I’ve come to bugger you again
Lift yourself up to me, sweetly
I’ll plant my seed in thee, deeply
And the dim vision of our sin
In their brains, still remains
When they hear the sounds of Sodom.
From crumpled sheets are heard our moans
By the kids we raise as our own
Saved from homes both scary and sad
Now they thrive with papa and dad
Until they awoke from the crash
Of our bottle of lube that fell
Such are the sounds of Sodom
Bedroom door opened, then they saw
Papa pounding daddy sore
“Why are you hurting our daddy?”
“Get off him now or we will scream”
We froze in place, could hardly move
The moment gone, we’d lost our groove
Betrayed by the sound of Sodom
“Fuck,” thought I, “no, not again!”
How do breeders conceive their kids?
Spike the Kool-Aid with Dramamine?
Or have them watch the movie screen
With songs of Disney rising into the night.
Drowning out the sounds of Sodom
Oh, we tried we tried to no avail
Sex that night was doomed to fail
By that time the kids returned to sleeping
We lay together individu’ly tweeting
And updating Facebook with pictures taken earlier that day.
At a play date.
iPhone alerts: the new sound of Sodom.
Vomit inducing, hypocritical propaganda! voting yes